Big Tasty Meat Sticks
That's right. Did the title make you uncomfortable? That's the point. You can't choke this down all at once, it will kill you, unless you're a snake. These barely touched trophies of the kitchen are the perfect backpacking companion - especially because it requires a real human who knows how to use a real knife. None of this pre-cut nonsense. Want a long thing slice? All yours. Want a thick, chewing-gum-like piece of cud to mash for ten to fifteen minutes? Chop it off. This sucker is a long distance champ, keep it around for weeks and the inside is as red as a perfectly cooked steak. Tell me, why are you here again? To get some meat? Well welcome to heaven.
The point is, this stick don't mess around. You're welcome.
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